There are some people in the workforce who are a big proponent of "If you're going to take a shit, you might as well get paid for it", and thus they make it a regular thing during working hours.

So to keep up with up with my demented persona, I thought I would provide some calculations:

The average person works 1879 hours a year. With each shit being 10 minutes in length, we then multiply the following:

1/6 x 1879 = 313.16 hours

Joe Blow's ass is on the toilet for 313.16 hours or the equivalent of 36.8 days a year (313.16 divided by 8.5).

Going even further--- if Joe is earning $50k a year, for each crap he takes, he earns a tidy $4.43 (before taxes). $50k divided by 1879 hours divided by .166 (10 minutes out of the hour).

Just to put it in perspective--- if you were making $1,000,000 a year---it would be $88.60/shit.

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